A blog about shit I like. Take a look at my "about me" if you're interested. I do have other blogs now too.
Have a great day. :)
A blog about shit I like. Take a look at my "about me" if you're interested. I do have other blogs now too.
Have a great day. :)
>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it
I think I’ll be ok.
Reblog and post results!
It’s a jetpack that has sleek curves and fetches help in the event of an emergency.
Done.
It’s a microwave that pings when it’s ready! It works at any altitude.
Well, that’s practical!
It’s a stereo system that detects explosives!
That’s pretty damn useful if I say so myself.
It’s a pillow! It never needs repairing!
I’m fucked.
It’s a newly-discovered breed of fish that plays Sokoban!
well at least i can die playing a game i dislike! any game can be fun if you try
It’s a kettle that loves you as a person!
At least I will die loved.It’s like a normal key-ring, but it glows in the dark.
So…in the event that I some how manage to steal a car, I can put the key on the key ring. And if for some reason I’m stupid enough to get OUT of the car at any time, and stupid enough to lock the doors behind me, in the middle of the night, whilst being chased by zombies, and I happen to drop my keys
They sure will be easy to find!
It’s a new type of vegetable that keeps drinks cold! It keeps food warm and swears.
It’s a toilet seat! It smells a bit funny!
… Shit.
It’s a parachute that can be programmed to perform simple tasks and runs on tapwater.
Fuck. Yes.
bakingrainbows reblogged this from ipoog and added:
flowers, makes amusing belching noises...keeps children amused. Welp, at least I’ll die...
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It’s a wafer-thin plastic sheet that plays the American national anthem, is slightly hallucinogenic and smells of...
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It’s a car! It can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds! ….I can’t drive
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>It’s a wastepaper basket that displays a slideshow of pictures At least I’ll look back at the good memories as I starve...
treehouseboat reblogged this from mischa-linden and added:
It’s a hearing aid that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! NICE. I’ll hear danger coming from miles away while...
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demyandere reblogged this from raeii and added:
It’s a billboard! It can be bolted onto a riot shield! WELP…
raeii reblogged this from miraclemodus and added:
It’s a belt buckle! It scans its user’s fingerprints!
theguilteaparty reblogged this from vworp-goes-the-tardis and added:
slices vegetables...obeys simple instructions. Well…..
temperedaries reblogged this from deathoftheindividual and added:
It’s a suppository that’s unbreakable! It makes reassuring noises and keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks. …..gross....
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It’s like a normal suitcase, but it contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. Well….if there’s a specific article on...
wahrk reblogged this from thebreadhood and added:
It’s a skateboard that’s guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month, improves blood clotting and moulds vegetables....
mayelisa reblogged this from meeya87 and added:
explodes when dropped!...tracks its position...keeps your...
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kazufairy reblogged this from latenightiridescence and added:
It’s a pair of trousers that runs on compressed air! It dehumidifies the air. …. oh
hiddenguardy reblogged this from hehangs and added:
It’s a riot shield that has a leopardskin print and believes itself to be self-aware.. …Maybe if I make friends with it,...
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It’s an earring that’s great for hammering in nails, is audible only to dogs and makes reassuring noises. Hot utterly...
latenightiridescence reblogged this from hehangs and added:
It’s a telephone that produces 240v of electricity and can be used by children. At least I have a weapon, and in the...
hehangs reblogged this from nubpher and added:
an alcoholic drink!...unblocks drains! At least...won’t care...
oh-coco reblogged this from justonemoment and added:
It’s a fusebox that’s solar-powered, automatically updates your weblog when used and extends at the touch of a button....
nubpher reblogged this from justonemoment and added:
It’s like a normal wastepaper basket, but it can speak twelve languages.
tal9000 reblogged this from kantala and added:
It’s a chocolate bar! It automatically updates your weblog when used! Welp.
justonemoment reblogged this from pot8tosexual and added:
It’s a robotic dog that keeps food warm! It has been featured in Star Trek and connects to the Internet. I mean....
pot8tosexual reblogged this from kantala and added:
It’s a new type of vegetable that asks trivia questions. Yeah well let’s be honest, that was pretty much expected.
kantala reblogged this from tchy and added:
It’s a chainsaw that has no moving parts, glows at night and has sleek curves. :D awesome
gaygabite reblogged this from desyncglitch and added:
believes itself to be self-aware!...biodegradable. Interesting…
ungracefulswann reblogged this from puppyscruffy1 and added:
It’s a feather duster that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours! It pushes things down staircases. lmao
puppyscruffy1 reblogged this from sexlock and added:
It’s an artificial limb that makes you invisible, is made of rubber, and uses captured Martian technology. Holy fucking...
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith reblogged this from cunningarborist and added:
It’s a parachute that stays exactly where you leave it! It has adverts on the side and plays light music. Stays where I...
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destructive-creativity reblogged this from theherooflegend and added:
may cause drowsiness.
reddeadquiroga reblogged this from theherooflegend and added:
shoots laser beams...has been blessed by...priest. I FUCKING...
theherooflegend reblogged this from mrs-conditional-clause and added:
It’s a penknife that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It obeys simple instructions and makes you invisible. Sounds...
mrs-conditional-clause reblogged this from mindchildofmadness and added:
It’s a parachute that can be programmed to perform simple tasks and runs on tapwater. Fuck. Yes.
mindchildofmadness reblogged this from waffleawful and added:
It’s a toilet seat! It smells a bit funny! … Shit.
shinjumaou reblogged this from roboenza and added:
used to scrape ice off...assembled from common household parts. Um… Quite.
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It’s an iMac that hums incessantly! Whelp. I’m pretty sure suicide is the only way out of this one.
dovekiie reblogged this from orenjikisses and added:
It’s a unicycle! It vibrates! ……….looks like I’m staying in my room for a while.
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